A parched yone is susceptible to all kinds of bummers. Think of the last time you forgot your water bottle in the car. After a 4 mile uphill hike, that seemingly innocent trail song your friend KEEPS singing starts to feel like a rusty nail embedding itself in your brain, cutting you off from your morality and all memories of good times had with said friend- all you can think about is survival. Who knows what you would be capable of under such circumstances? Just think of the healing effect of a tall glass of lemonade in those conditions!

Phew! Peace! Harmony!

Let’s sing another round, friend- I’m ready for good times!

The Kooch Quench is a tall glass of ice cold lemonade for your vagina. Some bacteria and yeast thrive in and promote a dry cha cha. Coconut oil infused with chamomile and lavender make for an antiseptic, anti-inflammatory environment causing those uninvited guests to bounce. Dryness can occur for other reasons, and discomfort down under puts the brakes on good feels. The Kooch Quench does a stellar job at supporting cell repair, so if you’re healing up post birth or have hecka yoni dryness- this salve is a great aid. Can be used as a lubricant, but not with condoms!!!
Part of the medicine of this salve is its staying power. The beeswax helps to keep the plant infusion in place. To start, warm up a pea size amount with CLEAN HANDS and apply to the outside, and just within the yone.

Ingredients: chamomile* & lavender* infused coconut oil*, beeswax

2 oz

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ABOUT FAT & THE MOON

Continuing a family legacy of herbalists and natural healers, Fat and the Moon founder Rachel Budde has built her company around providing handcrafted, herbal body care products to those seeking a natural alternative to chemical-filled products. Like a witch over a cauldron, Budde experiments with age-old ingredients and recipes passed down from various healing traditions to craft innovative and simple products that are good for the body and the earth. Fat and the Moon started as an alternative to the toxic, mass production body care industry aiming to provide nourishing ingredients and nourishing messages of self love, and self care. 

And if you were wondering why 'Fat and the Moon'....

Fat as the first word in the name of my business has gotten me in some interesting discussions. People ask me about the name all the time because they can hardly believe I would use a word that has such negative connotations,­ especially when it is used within ‘beauty care’.

In part, I use the word ‘fat’ to be provocative; I don’t believe fat is a dirty word. But most of the fat in Fat and the Moon comes from my love of the material- oil is the medium of external herbal medicine. Fat in the form of oil, is the gift of the seed. Fat, both in plants and animals, is where energy is stored. The richness we taste in food, and the suppleness we feel on our skin after a good slather of bath oil, is our bodies recognition of and pleasure in that vital energy. Oil from plants, in and of itself, is medicinal. I feel honored as a medicine maker to indulge in the play of fat and herbs, especially under the influence of the moon.